Falling off the face of the Earth

So.... the title should explain it all.   I fell off the face of the earth and landed in the Amazon soul sucking pitt.  I like my job to an extent but like most humanoids I feel my essence being sucked out through my toes every time I walk into the office.
I was reading my past blogs and comments and I found myself missing my "blog family".  So I will try and pick it back up.   A two year hiatus from the world is not so unusual for a mormon so I guess I don't feel that bad about dropping this blog like it was the bubonic plague.
Here are the rules:
#1.  If you comment, I will come...I mean blog. (word play from a field of dream...anyone?  Well, it was funny to me, so there!)
#2.  If I have a relapse of the bubonic plague you have every right to shun me and throw stuff at me.  (p.s. I could really use a new computer so if anyone wants to throw one of those at me I would not complain too loudly.)

That's it. 2 simple rules. Now lets play.  :)