Very marry unbirthday to Earth

Oh pa-leese DeNae, as if you can compare my few days of lack of writing with your "dry spell" of nearly a month!

So yesterday was Earth day and I found this really funny post and thought I would share it with you:
No offense to the greenies (I'm sure you mean well but you're in the handbasket) but isn't celebrating Earth Day like putting on a party hat and accepting a slice of Baelzebub's birthday cake?
The natural man is an enemy to God. That makes it obvious that the natural world is an enemy to God. Pavement, clear-cutting and strip mining is the finger of Jesus smoothing out all the bumpy wrinkles in the earth (which are symbolic of our wrinkles of sin.)
I know the bible says the earth will look like glass, but they might have meant it was filled with plastic. So throwing away your waterbottles in the bushes means you're making the world a better place.

Anyways, happy belated birthday Earth.